Springer versus Cocker in a nutshell
„Hey Springer, charge into that bramble bush & see if there is any game in there“
Springer: „Yes sir, with pleasure,“ (bash, smash, crash). „No, nothing in there.“
„Hey Cocker, charge in to that bramble bush & see if there is any game in there“
Cocker: „Erm, no need. I can smell from here there’s nothing in there. I’lle give it a miss if you don’t mind“.
„Get in that bush Cocker, I command you!“
Cocker: „Erm, you’re obviously not hearing me. I have a far superior nose to you – I am standing 6 feet away from the bush & I’m telling you there’s nothing in there, no point me getting all scratched up because you’re a plumb who can’t read me.“
„GET IN THERE NOW!!!“
Cocker: „Right, that’s it. Idiot. I tried to play nice. I am NOT ONE of your commando Springers, I am a very refined dog with a highly tuned personality. If there was any game in that bush I would know about it and I’d have flushed it with pleasure. You screamed at me. I am NOT a SPRINGER. And for that, up yours. I’m going home. Forget taking me out training for a month because we’re not buddies no more.“
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Wirklich sehr passend. 
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